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Now that the disclaimers are out of the way, welcome to...
The Valley of the Goons
I am KitKat, the Goonmistress.
My dreams have a singular theme...
Hockey fighters, hockey enforcers, hockey goons - whatever you choose to call them, they're in my dreams. Always.
What do I dream about when I dream about goons?
Well...it goes a little something like this...
The Valley of the Goons
Joy to the World
Tricks and Treats
Comforting a Goon By Jay
The Mongolian Bloodworm by Jay
Lilith's Story
Goons on the Loose
Calendar Boy by Lilith
Return to the Valley of the Goons
Probie's Gallantry (/)
Bad Boy
Ken & Bob: A Little Misunderstanding (/)
Ken & Bob: Wiener Dude and Bun Boy (/)
Comforting a Goon Some More By Jay
Benched by Abby
Ken & Bob: Turning the Tables (/)
From God to Goon by Amy - NEW! (/)
Training Camp by Amy - NEW! (/)
It's FICTION! (essay)
Filling the Genitalia Gap (essay)
Why Goons?
Do You Dream About Goons, Too?
Link-O-Rama
The Book List
My Live Journal
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A Message From KitKat...May 13, 2004
I have got a super-duper special surprise for you, Goon fans.
Amy, the author of "From God to Goon", has come up with another great Red Wings story, "Training Camp". And guess who she's training...none other than the sexiest man alive, Derian! (People doesn't know jack about sexy men -- otherwise Derian would win hands down every year!)
I really loved her sizzling hot look at Derian. And I know you will, too! Hey...I think I'll take a look at it again...and another...and another...